S. I. M.  Credo's

 

#16

How do you avoid pay increases?
Ask your employees to re-apply for their jobs every year ! 

#15 * Remind your people that the 1.5% increase this year puts them in a better position to receive a much greater increase next year !
#14 * Promotion by attrition !
#13 Set free the 'competents', for they require forward progress !
#12 Dare to be different and you'll kill your career!
#11 Why spend tomorrow when you can spend today.
#10 Listen to your employees but, react to Wall Street !
#  9 Always promote from within your current circle of friends.
#  8 A great leader is obsessed with peace and quiet!
#  7 What's your handicap?
#  6 It's 10AM, who's buying lunch?
#  5 * Be sure the HAVES have more.
#  4 Tell them what they want to hear.    
#  3 Promote using the "Peter Principle" .
#  2 Screw the poor bastards that got you there.
#  1 Earnings today at the expense of customers.

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